Fielding a Few Commonly Asked Questions

1) Do you have MSN/yahoo/AIM/etc? Add me, I won’t give anyone your screen name!
I do not use any instant messaging service to interact with fans, sorry. And for those of you who complain about this, I think you’re silly.. even if I did use IM how much time do you think I would have to chat with 50+ of you at once? Either my computer would freeze or you would be ignored, and neither option sounds like fun to me! :(

2) Go on cam for me.
No thanks.

3) How do I know this is the real Andi Pink? (most often asked via facebook or myspace)
Go to my blog, which has links to all of my REAL profiles, and see for yourself! If you see me ANYWHERE else, it’s a fake! (Oh I am also on ratemybody.com, as “sexishortie”. But I don’t really use it)

4) Do you masturbate? If so, how often?
Of course! Who doesn’t?? And let’s say 2-8 times a week, it varies!

5) Why aren’t you showing pussy shots on your blog? Post a bunch of your new content ASAP k thx

My blog is FREE, so stop complaining. If you want to see new content of my naked pussy then I suggest becoming a member of my new site when it launches! Gotta pay to play, baby! :P

6) Why can’t I add you as a friend on Facebook?

Unfortunately, if I use my FB account to interact with fans I will be deleted *again* by admin. At their suggestion, I created a fan page , so we can talk on that instead. See you there! :)

7) What kind of guy is “your type”?
I honestly don’t have a type, I’ve dated everything from corporate guys, semi-pro athletes, manual labourers, criminals, unemployed gamers, and the independently wealthy. lol, whatever…

8 ) What qualities do you look for in a guy?
I like big dicks and money.. Just kidding!!! Money doesn’t matter ;)

But seriously, my only “must-haves” are: you need to be able to make me laugh, treat me right, have some type of compassion and social conscience, be open-minded, and practice relatively good hygiene. Nice eyes & arms don’t hurt either ;)

9) What kind of girls do you like?
Small girls with tight bodies work best for me.. and I’m a real sucker for brunettes ;)

10) I talked to a different Andi Pink who I now realize was obviously a fake, but they were a lot nicer than you! You take too long to respond and can be kind of a bitch.

Well yeah, I would expect a “fake Andi” lives to talk online to people, and unfortunately I am a very busy girl with a REAL life of my own! And I will absolutely be a bitch if you insult me, harrass/annoy me incessantly, or are excessively stupid. When I get mean, I don’t feel it is ever unwarranted. :P

11) Have you ever thought about how being a nude model will affect your future?
Yes, all the time! It would be incredibly dumb and impulsive of me to get involved in this line of work without thinking things through first. Those are the kind of people who end up with a lot of regrets, and I feel bad for them because there’s nothing they can do about it by that point. :|

12) Do you have any plans to do hardcore?
Nope, for me that would be compromising my integrity, which is not something I’m willing to consider. Everyone has their own personal boundaries, and it’s important not to cross that line. Just like nude modeling is not the right lifestyle choice for many/most people, going hardcore would be a bad move for me. Besides.. some things are best left to the imagination, don’t you agree? ;) :P

13) How many tattoos/piercings do you have?
Tattoos – Aries symbol and hibiscus flower on my back, Flounder on my ankle.
Piercings – 3 in each ear plus industrial in my cartilage, nose, and labret. Also used to have tongue and belly-button pierced, but not anymore :(

14) Please send nude pics to my email, I can’t access your site because I’m too young so my parents check the history/my school has filters blocking adult content/etc.
Sorry kiddo, not gonna happen! But please come say hello when you turn 18 ;)

15) I want to get into the adult business, can you help me?
If you’re a girl: Email me test shots and I’ll see what I can do!
If you’re a boy: Check out NakedSword.com.

16) Do you have plans to travel to _____ (insert country here)?
I currently have no travel plans, but I’d love to make it there someday! I want to see as much of the world as I can :)

17) What’s your real name/address/work location/birthday/social security number?
None of your damn business.. are you in training to become a stalker?? Creepy…

18) I thought I had seen some personal info like that posted about you on a forum by someone who claimed to have gone to school with you, but it’s gone now.. what happened?
I probably had it removed, and may or may not have traced the IP of the poster and sent an old friend to pay them a visit. The outcome of this visit varies depending on which specific instance you are referring to. Lol, only half-serious.. But think about it.. people talk a lot of shit and anyone who tries to be “cool” by claiming to know personal details about me is DEFINITELY no friend of mine, and even more of a loser in my books for doing this.

19) Wow, Andi, how is it possible for you to be so perfect?
LOL, I’m not perfect.. far from it! I am very lacking in the organizational department (okay, okay.. I’m a slob.), I can get very moody at times, barely know the meaning of the word “patience”, can’t cook to save my own life, and I have arthritis in my left hand. Just to name a few things! But thank you for the compliment :D

20) How do your parents feel about what you do?
As you might imagine, they aren’t too thrilled about it. They are concerned for my safety and emotional well-being, like any good parents would be. However, although they do not approve of my choices, they continue to support me because they know I am not compromising my personal integrity in any way. Because of this, they are able to respect my decision, even if they don’t agree with it. We still maintain a healthy relationship. :)

21) Do you have any regrets about getting into this business or how it happened?
Yes, I was very naive in the beginning and trusted the wrong people. Lesson learned! I am very happy with the way things are going now. :)

22) Are you just in it for the money?
No. It has been a life-changing experience for me, and I love that it’s helped me to become less judgmental as a person. It’s also a lot of FUN!! If I was only interested in making a bunch of money, I’d probably try my hand at organized crime instead :P

23) Do you interact with fans only because you want them to join your site?
Nope, although it would sure be nice if you joined! :) When I first started interacting with fans (which was 3 years after my old site had launched), it was kind of weird to be talking to complete strangers who felt as if they knew who I really am. But that was only at first! I’m actually really glad I decided to get to know some of my fans, the majority of you are very interesting people and I can see myself being friends with some of you “in real life” :)   In fact, I’d say talking to fans is one of the top reasons I enjoy what I do, I can’t believe I missed out on that for the first 3 whole years! :( But now that I have my own blog to post on, my fans really ARE getting to know who I really am.. if nobody commented on my posts my blog would be so lonely, so please keep it up! :D

24) Send me a fan sign!
Maybe I will, it depends.. what are you going to do for me?

25) Is it possible to purchase your panties (or other items) you wear in photo sets?
Not right at the moment, but I will be possibly setting up something in the future once my new site is launched. Stay tuned! :)

26) I have made you a FanArt, how can I give it to you?
Thanks! I LOVE getting FanArt :) You can either email it to therealandipink@hotmail.com , or post a link here on my blog.

27) Why are you ignoring all of my emails?
I’m not… I get a lot of messages on many different sites, and it takes awhile to go through them all.. Also, not gonna lie, I tend to procrastinate. :| Sorry and please don’t take it personally.. I will get to your message when I can, and reply when I’m ready. :) Try to be patient ;)

28) Can I make a suggestion on photo set themes or video ideas for you?
Absolutely! I welcome all suggestions.. if they are offensive or ridiculous (think peeing on a giraffe..), I will ignore you.. but if I like your idea, I will try to make it happen at some point in the future! :)